Who throws a shoe? Honestly.

Good morning, Vietnam.
People who think I care about their existence...stop it. These kids almost got into a fight with my friends and the lover, non-fighter that I am broke it up. Some kid then proceeds (more than one week later) to approach me in a bar and accuse me of throwing a piece of ice at him (please) and his friend asks me if we can end the feud. Stop it. I don't even know who this kid is and my friend who started a fight was so black out he doesn't even know who he is. I told them it was mostly a joke, but they really thought they meant something to me. Stop it. I don't care about you or your feud or your goddamn piece of ice. Next time I get accused of throwing a piece of ice like a child I am going to go off. Also, I will probably be the culprit of the ice throwing because if I see these kids again I am throwing ice, for sure. Stop it.

You are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy.