Pilot

Poker? I barely knew her! 

When I was a young lad, about the age of 9, I asked my father why he was always yelling at other cars when they clearly cannot hear them. He responded with some pretty good wisdom. "Well son, its because they are schmucks." It all became clear to me...people ARE schmucks. They are a inconsiderate, dimwitted phenomena that smothers the planet with their bluetooth headsets and their middle fingers stuck way up in the air. But here is where it comes to fruition...i, in fact, have a blue tooth headset. I toss that middle finger as often as possible. Stop it. Everyone is an asshole or a schmuck in one way or more likely ten ways. So here I am, talking about these people as if I am somewhat out of the loop of schmuckery. Im ok with it. So begins my quest to share my experiences. Last nights scrubs episode will help me end my little intro- you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have- the facts of life. Stop it.