Y'all don't drink beer?

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer.

"Pretty girls don't drink beer"...stop it. A nice southern girl stated that last night. Stop it. I know plenty of pretty girls that drink beer and they all happen to be nice, classy lady folk as well. Just because your from the south and you are used to southernly gentlemen doesn't mean I'm going to pull your seat out for you at dinner. I'm from New York, we don't do that and we definitely drink beer. Stop it. 

My me time hand!

Spring break? Don't forget your shiv.

Ducks fly together.

Cops in south carolina...stop it. Arresting and jailing two defensless girls who just wanted to take the edge off with a little alcoholic beverage? Putting them in lockup? Stop it. I am sure you have better things to do then make them post bail and ruin their obvious vacation. Stop being jerks and stop being dicks. 632 dollars!? Court!? Stop it. 

As we recuperated from our big chair swap...

Happily Never After

Kriss Kross make you wanna Jump, Jump. 

The hair on my face...stop it. I hate having to cut you. I am lazy and do not like to shave. I let you go as long as possible, but at some point it just becomes ridiclous. No matter how much I cut you still seem to grow and grow and grow...stop it. Stop growing, hair on my face, it is getting old. Stop it. 

You want to hunt squirrels? It's the easiest thing in the world. All you need is a walnut and a boxing glove. 

In the blink of an eye

Its been one week since you looked at me. Another week until I say I'm sorry. 

It has been one week since posting. The reason for this is that I was told to stop it. So I did. I am back now and ready to blog away. People who do not use their blinkers to signal a turn...stop it. It is such an easy thing to do and can make the roads safer for everyone else. So stop not signaling. People who do not eat...stop it. Eating rocks. 

As I thought about how gay I looked giving that two-handed handshake...

It's amazing how much I don't care

One ring to rule them all. 

People who need to comment on seeing celebrities and how they looked...stop it. "O I saw Natalie Portman at a Wegmans yesterday, she looked terrible." Stop it. Who are you to say someone didn't look good. They weren't on screen and don't have to look amazing all the time, you don't. Stop it. We don't care that you saw a celebrity and we certainly don't want to aid you in talking shit about it.

They just sit around and talk about sports all day?

Pineapple Express Was Not Funny

Sunday, bloody sunday.

People who like the movie Pineapple Express...stop it. That movie blows. It isn't funny. Stop talking about it and laughing at things that are not funny. Stop agreeing with people when they say Pineapple Express is funny, its not. Stop it.

I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it. 

Just Dance, It'll be ok.

This is your time. 

People who don't like to dance...stop it.

What's the rule on white boys dancing in public? Only if you're gay.